How to Hire an Awesome Writer/Editor

This post will explain how to hire someone who is awesome at writing and/or editing whatever junk you want to dump on an unsuspecting world. It turns out to be pretty easy: Hire the dude whose blog this is.

First off, he's awesome.

Second, he rules.

Third, he can make your crap sound like it was written by a native English speaker, at least.

Yeah, you heard me. It really is that easy. I know, it sounds like it should be really complicated or whatever, but I assure you, like, no way or something. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The lazy dog barks and acts annoying until I club it with a broom handle.

And that's all there is to it. Tune in next week when I discuss the paradox of how hard it is to be so awesome.