"The first draft of anything is shit." --Ernest Hemingway
The oncoming atrocity that will appear in this space will have all you could ever ask for in a novel: Romantic setting. Angst. Sex. Death. Adultery. Religion. Eccentricity. Violence. Every coming-of-age cliche ever devised. Every cliche of any type ever devised. Plus flat characters, pretentious dialogue, and just a lot of plotlessness in general.
Enjoy, suckers.
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"Dave brings editing and proofreading skills you can lean on, and his writing is crisp and clear. If you find yourself plummeting toward a tense deadline, take the ride with Dave. The results will be great and the ride much more enjoyable."
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1 comments:
That sounds great. Now you know it will sell.
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